I used to love it all and walked like that for that exact reason.
I seem to have found it and really I mean really I never want to do that shit again.
Thank you, lovers, for sifting the shit and spitting me into the right pile.
Especially you, Sugar Smacks.
Thanks for being the cereal I could never have as a child but as a man and out of rebellion and misguided freedom bought a box and ate it all in one night.
There was a reason I never had it when I was young.
It’s only as a man that I can see that through free-action I am better off heeding wisdom than scuttling will-power.